Most upvoted choices for “People getting off planes in Hawaii immediately get a lei, If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors?”
Alaska: FROSTBITE
Landing in California like
As a Californian I call bullshit. We’re fucking drowning in oranges here. Where are the free avocados?? Wildin on the hills, good luck climbing those fuckers in your tourist shoes. Want an orange?? They’re fucking everywhere. They’re rolling down the streets. They’re bending the trees. Every farmer has them. We are surrounded by citrus. We are burdened by them. Free us of our free orange misery
Posted on May 8, 2020 with 65,337 notes
Source: reddit.com
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